If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Hahaha! No, we’ll just be flabbergasted by the fact that you haven’t cooked it yet. In the morning, when you wake up, you’ll not only have your electronics repaired but also a nice bowl of cooked rice waiting for you.
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Ballpoint Color Picker
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The European Hunger Games have begun, and the Swedish Effie Trinket is hosting.
May the songs be ever in your favour!
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RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
screams this from the top of the matterhorn
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hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
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- Dylan Moran (via pakizah)
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apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
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