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i am eating my salad with a spoon

felicedellarovere:

"after five hours of putting up with their crap, he was like ‘i’m going to tom sawyer island, goodbye’"

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via felicedellarovere)

new favorite parent role model - fulvia flacca bambula

oh my gosh if/when i have daughters please let me be fulvia

when she found out that octavian was planning to divorce her daughter clodia she was like ‘ohhhh no i am having none of this’ 

and took matters into her own hands and went ahead and raised EIGHT LEGIONS in italy to go to war against octavian

and basically she almost single-handedly started the perusine war because of her daughter

i just want to be that mom that tells her daughter, “don’t worry, honey. if a boy ever hurts you, I WILL CRUSH HIM WITH MY EIGHT LEGIONS” 

i BROUGHT SALAD BUT FORGOT TO BRING A FORK

kaargue:

escape!!

(via rosa-raine)